Sunday, September 22, 2013

I have no idea what I am doing

Uh...ok, so after doing my homework and researching blogs after I decided to write one I realized I have no idea what I am doing and most people don't care about my life. That being said I feel like I should try and make it a little more interesting? Here we go...

Here are some of the things I've noticed and learned living in LA:
1. Read parking signs at least 7 times to make sure you can legally park there but in reality just shut up and valet, it's safer.
2. It's totally normal for a mid 40 year old male to take out an early 20 year old child.
3. People dress up to go to Starbucks and to go shopping.
4. If you don't watch the popular shows you are fucked with conversations.
5. Models are your servers. Everyone is gorgeous, even the wait staff.
6. Your location of where you live determines your personality.
7. Traffic is inevitable, gotta get over it.
8. Everyone is juicing or yoga. And if they don't do those, they are hiking Runyon.
9. There is no real tourist attraction in Los Angeles. Besides paying to take a van tour to see peoples' houses.
10. LA is filled with dead dreams.

Just so everyone knows, I do anticipate improving on blogging. But lets all be patient with this process yeah? Sweet tits.



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